I've been looking for you the whole day, wake up, get up and come home immediately!

Oh.. Mother-in-law, are you ok? We forgot to invite you to the wedding..sorry!

The poor husband spends all his life at home trapped in a cage.

Stop asking us for money, we have insufficient funds.

Just call me whenever you need a job well done and when a husband isn't good enough.

Just leave your husband right here and we'll take care of him.