Get your iron and a hair dryer. Who needs microwave ovens when you got these?

Don't I look just gorgeous?

And this is the short and sad story of Norwood, the rogue hair.

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I couldn't come up with any other ideas so I decided to fill my head with cigars.

Gentlemen, do not throw away your empty beer cans. The ladies love them.

I have the official hairy Batman badge on my chest.

I told them to make my hair look tasty. This is what I got.

Careful with that pony tail. You might give the wrong impression.

It's not a ballsack, it is called fashion.