Great tattoo in my opinion, come on, let's appreciate it, the man's got a great sense of humour if you ask me.
All the chickens in the neighborhood are going to envy me, hahah, I am fabulous, look at my hair!
Look at my haircut, I know I'm absolutly gorgeous. Modesty? Nah, don't need it!
Nice haircut, haircat! You sure look like a cool cat to me.
You are worth it, Gandalf. You deserve a great hair.
I can't see the ball, I can't see the ball!
Got to keep up with the latest fashion trend. If sweetness is the new thing, I must put all this candy in my hair.
This is how true emos see the world around them.