This is how a true Google Chrome user should look like.

All you have to do is remember to leave the beards on the tattoos when shaving your head.

Some people prefer a mohawk. I prefer the antimohawk.

What have you done to me, humans?

So who did you hair, girl?

What do you mean I can't own a lion? Oh well, better find a way around this.

Want your head to look like some meteorite hit you? Try this.

It probably seemed like a good idea at the beginning.

Welcome, bend over, spread your legs and we will begin.

Why waste time to get a Elvis hairstyle when you can wear this warm wig?