You have reached the ultimate loneliness level if you end up here.

My girlfriend is waiting for you and I cannot please her.

Remember that first romantic and magical moment when I told you to shut up?

I can't play games and have a girlfriend at the same time.

Unfortunately it's true. We are going to have a talk about this, Jesus.

Something always seems to remind me of her enormous twins.

See this? That's how my girlfriend rolls.

At least he has a sense of humor after the accident.

Don't ever return this lost cat. I'll even pay you to keep it.

I love you so much that I want to eat you right now.