So... your girlfriend is.. yourself? If you know what I mean... KNOCK-OUT!

I sure hope you liked this one. I know we're awesome, it's our job to be so!

I can see your ex-girlfriend behind the windows, also I can see a restraining order against her in the near future.

Now this is a true conspiracy... When did Facebook became my girlfriend? Where am I, where I am going, with whom am I?

Where's my girlfriend? She's late again, she's always late, I'm starting to get tired of this lateness.

Are you totally serious? I'm coming over right now.

Just take your girlfriend's iPad and rearrange those icons.

Get out of my tent, woman! Me and my bike need some alone time right now.

If you were a beauty I'd still love you.

Just $5 and you can make anyone jealous on Facebook.