Next time don't get confused when looking at a dumb old door.

What are you looking at? It's obviously an omnidirectional mic.

Let's put a video in our article and then let's file a copyright claim against ourselves. Brilliant!

So the only way this woks out is if they are both smart.

That bastard did not take me to see Twilight. It's his fault I got drunk and crashed the car.

According to the enlightened minds that placed this sign, circumcision is the answer to everything.

I'm the village idiot who gets called whenever someone needs a hand.

Being smart is better than wearing a shirt that mocks algebra.

All the different smiley faces that represent asses.

There was no download button so I just recorded it with my phone.