Go home, copy machine, you're drunk. You're really, really drunk, BEAT IT!

Well, I've heard that British People are drunk in 76% of their photos from Facebook.

I bet this club is really awesome. I mean, look at that thing, it's really cool, useful for drunk people.

These glasses are a must have. Defintely a must have for me too.

Okay, okay, okay, now I'm drunk. Okay, I said it, I'm drunk, DRUNK!

They told you, don't get drunk. You didn't listen. Well... There you go pal!

Bruce, you are drunk! Let's get you home, try falling asleep please!

Didn't I tell you, witch... not to drink while on duty? Now, look what happened. It's your fault!

And when it hits you, you got to stay down. But not in that thing... Huh...

You're drunk. Just autocorrect doing its work, finally, the right way!