I'm always telling you, don't get drunk, over and over again and you just don't want to listen, well - HERE YOU GO!

That's another warning, I told you, DO NOT GET DRUNK!

Or else.... you see what happened here, heh.

You'll have a surprise when you'll wake up, I'm sure you will.

Well.. that's one of the reasons for not getting drunk with your friends.. touche!

This is the last time she will ever drink at a party.

Glad I had the foresight to write this down before I passed out.