Shredded child
New Chinese shredded meat. For kids or from kids?
You want a kid with those french fries?
Space is scarce, so just use your kid to support your meal.
The Martini, right now!
And stop making excuses when I tell you to bring it right now.
Where's yours?
Time for show and tell. What do you have here?
Wait till daddy pees
What? There was absolutely no way I was going to leave my kid alone outside.
May I grab them?
He's starting to learn about the good things in life.
Free kids
We are giving away free kids for every client.
A little help please
Why did you put the bananas so high?
Fatherhood
We haven't come a long way haven't we?
The mustache is spreading
Every 20 minutes a child is diagnosed with a mustache. Your kid could be next!