Man, this cat is really fast, wooow! CANOPENER CANOPENER! HAHAHAH

Mmmmm..... Ahhh, that's so good, fresh air! Nothing better.... It's just too hot, I can't stand it!

Monday really is kind of a sad day, I mean, look at everybody on Mondays. Start looking at this cat for example.

I beg to differ with your opinion. You need a bigger sink, not a smaller cat. Got it?

Shut up, don't bother me!!! I'm trying to remember what was plan B.

Hey cat, how are you? I want to have some fun... 3, 2, 1. I'm going to boop your head, HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Honey, what's the cat doing in the kitchen? What you should be doing honey, what you should be doing!

I swam two hours to bring you this. You'd better eat it and appreciate this! Woah woah, slow down warrior!

What do you mean we're getting a dog?!?! A DOG?! Are you kidding me?

This cat is a vampire... HAHAHAHAH. But, still a better vampire than Edward. Touche Eddie!