Dear Lord, thank you for the food. We hope we won't get caught. Amen.

I am the cat, do not joke with me. I own you, human. Take my hand. Good, now, kiss it.

Poker cat is not happy with that hand. Try not getting in this cat's way. SERIOUSLY.

Okay dog, let me explain you again: you're big, but I'm a cat, I'm the best!

Genius cat, now.... Try taking me to the vet with flat tires, hahahah, just try!

You want a piece of me? HUH, TOUGH GUY? HUH?? COME AND GET ME !!

The cat traps are working. Good job hunters!

This cat saw herself in the mirror, it was enough to scare her to death.

I will come down when you'll calm down, got it? Now, calm down and shut up!

Grrr, I iz a panda. No, you're not, you're a cat. Who do you think you're fooling?