Welcome to the living room, tonight's special guest is... Mr. Cat; Mr. Cat will have a concert tonight... Yeah, sure.

Don't make me do it... You're really starting to annoy me. I am going to slap you, real hard!

Woah woah woah, look out - there's little Mozzart cat singing. Good job kitty!

That ain't no kitty or cat, that's a lion cat, one huge big giant Garfield.

The difference between dogs and cats... Oh yes, you know it's true, probably you can't accept it but it's true...

Keep it down over there! I am on the phone, be quiet please!

Oh my... I really hope to God that's Batman, I really do hope so!

Well.. Something like Smoke on the Water, but funny! Well... water... hmm... this sucks!

Don't ask me... Please, really, don't ask me. I just work here. Mmm... yeah, don't ask me.

The cat said no, just let it go... Well, maybe next time you'll be able to wash the cat, but I won't bet on it.