I bet you'll love having this cat as your pet. This cat can play piano very good.

I didn't know that I could knit either. Yup.

I'd sleep on that expensive king-size bed, but there aren't any folded clothes.

We always like the bad stuff. How about a bad cat that's against dogs? HAHAH

Hey, come on, put me down, I ain't no Simba!

If anyone knows where can I find the one who wrote this? I want to send him a beer. Hahahahah, genius!

He's my friend, his name is George. He is a little nuts but he's my friend though.

Cat, it's mine. It has my name on it, can't you see that? IT'S MINE!

QUIET! Someone is using a can opener! YES YES YES!!!! HOOORAY! YEEESS, MEOW! I'm getting food, hahaa!

Okay, I'm ready, RUB THE BEEEEEEEEEEELLY!!! Hahahahahah.