The bike probably weighs a ton and there was no way someone might lift it up.

Check out my new state of the art stereo speakers. On my bike!

Next time be sure to lock the bike frame along with the rear wheel.

Get the bike you've always wanted. In perfect condition!

Now I can ride my bike and text in the rain.

The cat does seem unaware of certain misplaced paintings.

Where else should I leave my bike?

What do you mean I get a ticket? Where does it say a man can't ride his bathtub?

And that is how we ride around here.

Don't ever leave your bike chained to a tree for more than 30 years.