In ancient times, Jesus always needed to be explicit with some of his more geeky followers.

Even Jesus needs to take a self shot in the bathroom once in a while.

Just carrying the cross down the street, that's all. Don't worry, it's on wheels too.

This Sunday it's time for the Texas Testicle Festival. Invite your whole family to take part in our awesome event.

I don't like prices rising like Jesus during Easter.

Look! It's Jesus walking on water. No, wait... it's just his cat.