Extreme fashion/culture.

Nowadays China manufactures entire countries.

Trade your dildo right here.

Be sure to remember this night forever.

How do you make a crushed pineapple can? You crush a normal can of pineapple.

And then I can instantly turn into anyone I wish just by turning my tshirt over my head.

After your 40th birthday everything seems to be turning into shit.

An awesome way to advertise what you do for a living.

You don't want to be spit by Chuck Norris. Ever.

Any water on your side, Bob?