This dirt is only here for testing purposes, please keep all washing instruments and activities to yourself.

Want to keep that nice and refreshing feeling you get when you walk onto a freshly trimmed grass in your back yard?

We know it is annoying so just ignore it and carry on.

We used to have salads here, but people prefer to buy more candy instead.

Probably your mom keeps cleaning after you. We'll make sure to give her a call and let her know she can come over and pick up your garbage.

The lock is simple: either you want to be alone or have some friends come over. Your choice. We won't comment on your decision.

Reminding you to do your daily checklists once per day. You know, since they are daily!

That one guy had the worst chicken"kabob" experience and made sure that Yelp knew about it. Why don't you try to see how bad it really is?

This kid surely has some weird thoughts about his future.

The patio is closed. So it is not open. If it was open, then it would definitely not be closed. If it wasn't closed, then it would be open. So it is closed. Because it is not open.