The lock is simple: either you want to be alone or have some friends come over. Your choice. We won't comment on your decision.

Reminding you to do your daily checklists once per day. You know, since they are daily!

That one guy had the worst chicken"kabob" experience and made sure that Yelp knew about it. Why don't you try to see how bad it really is?

This kid surely has some weird thoughts about his future.

The patio is closed. So it is not open. If it was open, then it would definitely not be closed. If it wasn't closed, then it would be open. So it is closed. Because it is not open.

Make sure you follow the instructions this time. Otherwise everything will end up just like you pathetic life.

Probably this has happened more than once before they thought it was a good idea to place this sign on the counter.

I asked for an extra slice on my burger. Did not expect to be taken literally.

This guy is really pushing his luck. I'd better call the cops.

Just ask one of the girls from our staff to come and help you place the weights back on their places. And no worries, you won't be ending up on YouTube or anything.