All men need is a tree.

All you need for instant recognition as a rap star.

This is how you know you are in a gay hotel.

You can't even take a dump in the field without television these days.

Just don't droll for icecream every time you turn on the lights.

Honey, did you pack everything for the trip? Everything?

Sorry, but we are closed. Permanently.

The difference between what you want, what you need and what you have.

I only hope that diaper is a clean one.

Someone at Kroger wanted to prank the cashier.