If you are reading this then you are not illiterate. It's genious!

You know you want the new iPhone to impress all your friends. Grab this upgrade kit and start showing off immediately.

Who cares that there's a ton of water inside, we'll just watch the news.

I am a very thoughtful person. I donate orgasms all day long. Want one?

Wifi and the wife's eye. There is a small difference between the two.

We shoot all your kids so you don't have to.

Except for the time I do use them and forget that I also brought the one with the message.

Get me out of here, I'm allergic to dust.

That is not the proper way to handle the hot wife problem.

Somehow I don't feel safe having someone from a team that cannot spell their area of expertise right.