I did a good job, the asphalt appears to be evenly distributed.

So I received this birthday card from my husband. It's soo cute!

We built it by following the plan. If the plan was wrong, we have nothing to do with the outcome!

Have you ever fantasised about eating fast food out of your girlfriend's feet? Neither have I.

Let's take a selfie while this other gentleman takes a skirt pic.

Awesome! We've installed screens in all the headrests, just like the customer wanted.

Hope the coffin is empty and he's just a salesman.

They didn't have a matching tank for my bike so this will do for now.

Imagine finding out that your daughter is dating this guy.

He didn't want to get out of the shopping cart so I had no options. I'll just get him scanned at the checkout.