Can you hear us back there? Are you sure?

Yeah, we all looked so sweet when we were crying except we didn't.

There there, it's going to be fine. Give me a hug!

Oh, you got me a brand new girl from the store. How thoughtful!

Honey, I got your favorite meal ready!

Broken faucet? Too expensive? Call me to fix it!

Help me with my compact camera. And get me a new 1 KB memory card while you are at it.

You want to get bitch-slapped? Then no drama today!

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

Go on, say something about my pants. I dare you!