At least I've got Internet. It's dialup but who cares?

So much white powder in the winter time. Us bears love it.

When Chuck Norris gives you a call, there are no other options.

Just buy one of those and leave your car unlocked.

It captures the essence of comic drawing.

No, you cannot and will not wear any high heels while standing next to me. Only I can wear those.

Gotta get this cardboard to the recycling plant ASAP.

Is your kid misbehaving? Than use this taser to teach that spoiled brat a lesson!

Be part of the natural environment. Wipe with natural leafs.

Superpenguin to the rescue.