Australian Christmas tree
Actually it's quite logical if you think about it.
Not a urinal
I'm damn sure it's not, so stop pissing in here!
Why cut another tree?
Just put some pile of books and some Christmas lights and you're all set.
I had a wet dream
I'm actually not attracted to you, I just want to make fun of you.
Ear hat
The little ears have to be kept warm during the cold season.
Rocking toilet
Who says you can't have fun while taking a dump?
So do we
We all love good dumps. Oh, you are a garbage truck...
Bullshit protector
My problems are finally over. Now I don't have to listen to your shit.
Whatcha got there?
It is important to keep the priorities straight from an early age.
Better than Twilight?
Nowdays almost everything is better than Twilight.