Because we don't sell diapers, that's why!

Take care of your beach. Handle her with care.

Going bald? Want to look young again? Try our new cap.

Try to be honest and face the truth about it, will ya?

Why rent a limousine when we can ride this?

And our new bra doubles as an ass holder.

I couldn't come up with any other ideas so I decided to fill my head with cigars.

Didn't know there were head straps for sleeping in economy class.

God is great and so is this fast food.

Ever felt lonely when taking a dump? Now you can take one with a friend.