She has been missing lately. Remember when she got lost? For that long she's been missing.

And that is why I'm not going to those kind of parties anymore.

That bastard did not take me to see Twilight. It's his fault I got drunk and crashed the car.

Which one should I have for dinner today? They all seem so tasty.

I've seen them do it so why doesn't it work for me?

Do you expect to get a new iPad this Christmas? Surprise!

Do you expect to throw a party? Think again!

Next time be sure not to cut me off.

Another architectural fail. Or maybe a secret passage disguised as a ceiling.

Before the iPad, before the iPhone, even before the iPod... there was iRock.