So this was our last knife. We're never going to ask for a Chuck Norris cake ever again.

Would you like somvodka, champagne or just me?

Is you baby cold? Then simply reheat him in the oven and get a chance to win the parenting fail awards.

The obvious and cheap solution for reheating your pizza. The heat will be wasted anyway so why not use it?

Finally the soda we've all been waiting for so long.

You have already failed you poor, poor man.

Don't have a proper pool stick? Just get a piece of wood.

Why would Flash need a superbike anyway? So he can go slower and get stuck in traffic?

Get some duct tape and some colored paper and you can become Ironman too.

Cleaning kitchens is surely a serious business for moms.