What, it's my right to protest what I want! I don't care about your stupid abortions, all I want is vanilla coke.

The glass of water was just standing there so I drank it.

Apparently no, we ain't got any milk for you today. Go someplace else.

In about one second someone will have to go home and change.

Be the chick that wears this shirt to a party. You will get laid guaranteed.

Next time check the bottle before pouring it into your mouth.

I admit that I may had something to do with your current situation.

A quite unhygienic advice to give to your Facebook followers.

And that's how I roll. Money is not a problem for a cool cat like me.

We are the masters of erection. Everything is upright when we get there.