I feel truly sorry for poor Scooby Doo. Shaggy went over the line this time.

Too much alcohol and a few crazy friends? This would certainly be the outcome.

Oh, the many obstacles that a woman must overcome in her life.

Someone has been copying stuff from the Internet without reading it first.

Everybody has a blues name. What's yours?

I don't mind carrying all this snow around and tossing it on the streets.

I don't need this anymore, you can take it. Just ignore the rotting corpse inside, it was some distant relative anyway.

When you won't even open the package before installing the new light bulb there is something seriously wrong about you.

So what was the exact brand we needed? The one with the pink butterflies? Are you sure?

Surely someone knows where I can find my stapler. Hold on... this is not going to work.