They said we cannot order if we're not in a car. Any problems now?

If only 50 cent had a twin brother.

My cab driver is also working as a pornstar.

Be like my own sun in my life. Stay the hell away from me!

For all the noobs behind the wheel: red means you have to stop the car.

The end of the world is a potato. This is solid logic. Can't argue with that.

Exactly what on earth is this ball doing here? This is not supposed to happen.

Welcome to the wonderful Wyoming, the land of extreme wind.

Hot sauce warning. Your anus will not be so pleased after this experience.

You have unlocked the expert mode. Complete this level to become a peeing expert.