This will make you think twice before going to the zoo in your shiny, reflective paint job.

Just apply that wall paint all over, ignore any irregularities in the walls, those are just for decoration.

It was at that time, right after holding the handlebar in mid air that I realised my car might kill me someday.

I like big wheels and conservatism. Just watch me drift all day long.

I've heard about guys overly compensating, but how much could you compensate?

No air conditioning available? Well, at least you can sleep with your big fan.

This is where mr spider lives. And this is exactly why I'm running far away from this place with these quite large spiders.

Imagine catching a plane and taking a nap. All of a sudden you wake up and this guy is in front of you. What do you do?

This either is a smart joke from the label maker or some dumb guy ate it once and sued the company prior to this.

So what do you do with 2 wrecked Priuses? Just weld them together and get even more space.