She could be too young for you, but you are certainly too old for her.

For your own safety, it is encouraged to remove any tight clothes that you may wear during operation.

Sliding is so much fun. But not when you plant your face in a fence.

Dad is so useless. Hist only job is to direct you to your mom.

If you work in an office you most certainly had to deal with incompetent people and lousy papers. These stamps will come in handy.

Let's make an acronym. It doesn't fit in? No worries, just use it.

Because typing on the iPad is too mainstream, try the new adapted typewriter.

It can't be a good idea to wear this when going through zombie infested territories.

Yeah, whatever you say babe, now get back into the kitchen.

Get creative after a menu at McDonald's and build your own set of drums.