Meanwhile in Scotland... Scottish trolling themselves. AUTCH!

Hey dog, come down! Nope, nope, nope, turn off the vacuum first, come on, do it, turn it off !!!!!

It is okay if you disagree with me. I really can't force you to be right... I am so cool. Oh yeah baby!

I was going to do some homework today until the Internet screwed my plans. Oh well... That's really bad.

Where's my girlfriend? She's late again, she's always late, I'm starting to get tired of this lateness.

If you stop telling people telling lies about me, I'll stop telling people the truth about you. Deal? KNOCK-OUT!

Nope, I am not lazy. I really am not, it's called selective participation. It's my lifestyle.

One of the funniest families in World's History. Members like Smart, Dumb...

Seals are just Dog Mermaids. Think about it. Mmmm... Well, let's see, my childhood is ruined, everything I thought I knew about life and animals... Hmm..

Everybody has an idiot friend, that's something for sure. It's one of the life's rules - having a idiot friend.