Where's my girlfriend? She's late again, she's always late, I'm starting to get tired of this lateness.

If you stop telling people telling lies about me, I'll stop telling people the truth about you. Deal? KNOCK-OUT!

Nope, I am not lazy. I really am not, it's called selective participation. It's my lifestyle.

One of the funniest families in World's History. Members like Smart, Dumb...

Seals are just Dog Mermaids. Think about it. Mmmm... Well, let's see, my childhood is ruined, everything I thought I knew about life and animals... Hmm..

Everybody has an idiot friend, that's something for sure. It's one of the life's rules - having a idiot friend.

Doormats are always funny. This one keeps it simple with the main idea - LEAVE!

Ever wondered how does a banana look like naked? Yes? Why would you wonder that... What's wrong with you!?

Suddenly, Ralphie realized that the balloon wasn't going to come back. Autch! Hahah.

I think it's a brilliant idea. We should be able to text 911, maybe we can't talk... hmm.