Aaaah... what a beautiful morning, birds singing, the sun is up in sky.. GIVE ME COFFEE, NOW NOW NOW!!!!

Duuude....wait, what?! Argh.. I'm very very very sleepy, I want to sleeeeeppp... Oh well, good night... zZzzZz

Monkeys know how to party too, for example: look, this is this monkey's weekend face, enjoy it!

Well... I thought that too, Firefox knows that I've switched to Google Chrome. Mmm... good thing!

What happens in Vegas, might come home with you. He's what happened in Vegas, hahahah.

Jaaaackpoooot! I got a huge bone, I'm awesome! Hahaha, let's eaaaat!

Hulk.... My name is Yoda, and I am your father.... Also, welcome to Jackass! Hahahah. GRRRRRR!!!! HULK DON'T KNOW JOKE, HULK SMASH YOUR HEAD!

Because being Batman is too mainstream, being Batbear is awesome. Batbear, let us save the World!

HEEEY!! Get off the table!!! Come on, get off the table now! Stop yelling at me, you are not my real mommy! Yes, but you won't eat for a week. Oh...okay... I'll be down in a second.

I just can't stand this... Nope, this long distance relationship is much too painful. Fridge, you're coming into my room!!!