What happens in Vegas, might come home with you. He's what happened in Vegas, hahahah.

Jaaaackpoooot! I got a huge bone, I'm awesome! Hahaha, let's eaaaat!

Hulk.... My name is Yoda, and I am your father.... Also, welcome to Jackass! Hahahah. GRRRRRR!!!! HULK DON'T KNOW JOKE, HULK SMASH YOUR HEAD!

Because being Batman is too mainstream, being Batbear is awesome. Batbear, let us save the World!

HEEEY!! Get off the table!!! Come on, get off the table now! Stop yelling at me, you are not my real mommy! Yes, but you won't eat for a week. Oh...okay... I'll be down in a second.

I just can't stand this... Nope, this long distance relationship is much too painful. Fridge, you're coming into my room!!!

Dear math, solve your own problems, I am not your therapist and I've got my own problems. Sincerely, the entire planet!

Ironman fell in love with Smirnoff. Well, that's too bad haha, hmm.. I wish you good luck, Ironman!

Stop calling the Daschund a sausage dog, should he call you a hamburger dog? Come on kids, be nice!

When I was little, I used to sing in shower. Now, I am taking life decisions in shower... Yupp... Time passes by, we change. Hahahah, the shower stays the same. Rhyme included.