I just can't stop laughing or smiling when I'm on the street, it's just so weird, hahahahah.
You're doing it really really, really WRONG!
It's really a mess, now, you animals will start tidying the room. NOW!
Hey kid, you look like a hotdog but I think you know that. Hmm... weird parenting.
Not literally a c-walk, but a cat walk defintely.
Just Ronald from McDonalds... it's obvious that he's loving it.
I tried to sleep at your feet, but it smells really... ugh! So.. I'll sleep on your head.
This is a classic lady and tramp moment but... still awkward. WTF did I just see?