I'm on a seafood diet, when I see food, I eat it.

Arghhhhhhhhh, run you fingers!!! There are zombies among us, there's a zombie attack!

Quite interesting analogy. Friends are like boobs, some are real, some are big, some are fake, some are little...

Frog says NO. You cannot change frog's mind about it, so just... forget it!

Now that's what I call a smart sign. Good job guys! Stupidity is not a handicap!

Let's talk, mano-y-mano... now, what about that ticket? Come on, fight like a man!

You guys... are... unbelieveably ugly and sad. Oh my...

He really loves going fishing. I feel you bro, I feel you.

This guy got bluetooth wrong, really, really wrong.

Ever seen a romantic dog? Well... here's one.