I drink in Moderation. Moderation is an imaginary place. Cool or what?!

Arghh, retard alert. He's doing that face again, isn't he? Okay, come here, I'm gonna kick your.......

Why are you here? Pour me some coffee and get away, nice and easy.

Just like Barney Stinson would say.... Hmm... WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

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Hey brother, is that you? Ohhh, you can't speak, I got it. BROOOOTHEEEER!

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I didn't chose rug life, rug life chose me.

Just a cool dog doing some work-out exercises.

Should I tell him that I'm here? Yeah, I think so. HEEEEEY, I'M HEEEERE!