Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you, puss in boots. Literally!
No dogs allowed. Yeah sure.... come again?
Your kissing skills need to be improved. Let's get down to business!
Sometimes women grab their boobs because... because they can. Yeah.
If you're drinking in order to forget. Pay before drinking!
Hey kids, that's not Superman. You've been tricked!
Uhmm... go and order a pizza, stay away from the kitchen!
Poof! Welcome to the friend zone! Your glasses aren't for sale, we got it dumbass.
Now that's something really stupid, hahahahah. Overrated fashion.