Every time I close the window so that the steam would get outside, I freeze!
If it's dirty but folded, it's not dirty. Hmm.. come on, we're nothing like this!
Arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now that's really annoying. How did I get stucked in the first place!?
If you see him running you'd better start running too because something's chasin' him.
Ever tried arguing with a woman? Now now... Run away, run away!
This pictures says It All...... Literally, not kidding!
Hello physics, today we will troll you!
I don't stop the microwave for feeling like a bomb defuser. I stop it because I hate that ... noise.
Hey stranger, give me some food. IMMEDIATELY!