This is such a deal at half price. Hope their floor was clean though.

That's quite original, having a face on your coffee cup.

I can finally take my remote cruise ship out to play. Good thing it rained so much.

So why wouldn't they place the street lamps closer to the trees instead?

Be very aware of things that you might not see but you know they are there.

This pothole was supposed to be repaired 2 weeks ago. Not my problem now!

Good thing we aren't giving guns to everyone!

Want to feel the taste of space. Either place a vacuum in your month or get a CocaCola.

Looks like this baby is going to cause me some health problems. Should I report him?

We ain't got no roof, but make sure we have satellite coverage. Wouldn't want to miss the game this evening!