This pothole was supposed to be repaired 2 weeks ago. Not my problem now!

Good thing we aren't giving guns to everyone!

Want to feel the taste of space. Either place a vacuum in your month or get a CocaCola.

Looks like this baby is going to cause me some health problems. Should I report him?

We ain't got no roof, but make sure we have satellite coverage. Wouldn't want to miss the game this evening!

Just a simple walk across the road can take you from spring back to winter.

This is why you should always double check the face blur provided by algorithms.

I need to go somewhere and make a call. I won't be too long.

Great use experience. Make sure we leave all options available so that people won't be blocked.

It looks funny now, but imagine all the people that were involved in the paint job and installing the pedestrian sign. A great example of NOT MY JOB.