You seem to have a drinking problem... Are you okay dude? Hahah

Ah... it doesn't matter. I'm already late. Clock win!

Nice one. Great timing indeed. Good job dog! 1EarUp.

Did anyone say cookie? I love cookies. Bring me a few!

The most important meal of the day is coffee. Yay, coffee!

That's the day when all Johns from town disappeared. Strange.

We had a rainbow that began from beer, now we have another rainbow that begins from tequila. Haha.

It really doesn't matter how big and bad you are. When a kid gives you a toy phone, you do answer it.

The joy can't be described, when Friday is close. Friday comes and I feel good, yeahhh!

Well, you'd say this is diction. But it's not. Just a few words, haha.