Of course I'm not lazy. It is called selective participation, you don't know nothing about it.

Good point, let's not overreact and use words that are too mainstream.

Great dogs, just lending a helping hand. Admirable.

Okay... today I am lazy. Nah... Gotta get away from the bed but can't get too far.

One minute is... different. It really depends on which side of the bathroom you are, in or out.

It's true, there's a huge different. Fairytales... Hah!

Okay... dude, get out of here. Go home, you have gas. A whole lotta.

So.. watch out people, we've got a brand new band in town. Great band, great.

Unicorns are real, we just call them rhinos. It's true.

Grumpy cat made some new friends. I like you guys! Hahahah