I think I'll rather stand. Sitting in this chair's lap feels a bit uneasy.

Great, we finally arrived where there are no more names to be had.

If I'm a cop is this supposed to intimidate me somehow? Sir, step out of the vehicle and stop resisting!

Wow, I get to have some free coffee! Awesome! May I borrow $1?

This happens all the time, freezer, oven, child in the basement...

Are we getting a cold shower by any chance? All I asked for was a cooler air.

Just help your fellow bird hang himself.

Well that lasagna is surely heated now. If plastic could melt that cheese is totally burned.

Finding bits of wisdom from the shirt tags is unexpected.

Satellite dish got installed, all is good. Just need to wrap up my tools, grab the ladder and get out of here. Oh, wait.