Back on 1832 this was the place where nothing happened. Remember that.

Has anyone seen our cat? I keep searching for him for a couple of hours, can't see him anywhere.

Guess what my house stands on. At least the cement has hopefully hardened, inside the bag.

Whoever wrote this, I need to have what they had.

Ever since I ran out of toilet paper it has been my dream to make sure that nobody else has to suffer in such a way ever again.

Why did you use a ceramic plate for this pizza? Enjoy cleaning that up!

Looks like I lost this pancake, honey.

Great, step 1 is to know where the fire extinguisher is at. Then pray that you have the key close by in case of fire.

The chicken is so spicy that we need something out of this world to describe it. Yup, this will do it!

To make sure everyone is safe, including especially you, keep that little mouth of yours little. And shut.