Ever since I ran out of toilet paper it has been my dream to make sure that nobody else has to suffer in such a way ever again.

Why did you use a ceramic plate for this pizza? Enjoy cleaning that up!

Looks like I lost this pancake, honey.

Great, step 1 is to know where the fire extinguisher is at. Then pray that you have the key close by in case of fire.

The chicken is so spicy that we need something out of this world to describe it. Yup, this will do it!

To make sure everyone is safe, including especially you, keep that little mouth of yours little. And shut.

I think I'll rather stand. Sitting in this chair's lap feels a bit uneasy.

Great, we finally arrived where there are no more names to be had.

If I'm a cop is this supposed to intimidate me somehow? Sir, step out of the vehicle and stop resisting!

Wow, I get to have some free coffee! Awesome! May I borrow $1?