At least they're being frank about it.

This is the second time this month. My poor dog is completely confused.

This is the list of what you mustn't flush in this toilet.

On the bright side, Chinese cars are built for pedestrian safety.

If your pet doesn't behave he'll get the cone again.

Only alligators are allowed to swim here. So get yourself out of the water or we'll give you a ticket too.

Bambi takes on Godzilla is a great scenario. David Mamet sure has his way with titles.

Guess the producers didn't bother to make the cartoon at least partially plausible.

I'm going through the other door, thank you.

Just taking my girl's ride out for a spin, that's all. This is NOT my car!