Well, at least I got a new car because I was drunk. Who else can say this?

So this guy took his car to the underground parking space without cleaning his windshield.

This is what you end up with for being the first to get to work in the morning.

Those germans get their sausages into everything possible.

I am so disabled that I need all 4 parking spaces to myself.

Hold on, we got ourselves a badass around here. Don't mess with this guy.

Get your own black kid right here. Discounts are available when buying more that 10.

When I run I just press the shift key.

Time to slingshot our nukes all the way to Japan because we are so angry.

Make sure you move because the trees don't. Or else be prepared to hug one while skiing.