Having a girlfriend with you on those sunny summer days sure has its benefits.

We are sorry, but this particular flavor is all sold out!

We train you to abuse your child. How else can you do it?

Welcome, just have a seat over there. And also take off your clothes, prepare a fork and add some salt on your head.

And please make a sentence out of these 4 words. We were too busy daydreaming and forgot which board went on the right and which on the left.

And this year's father of the year nominees are these two gentlemen.

I'm looking for the owner of this bike. Please help me.

You thought this was funny? Why don't you come inside and see for yourself if it's really that funny.

We have a message but you need to come inside for it. Great trick for converting, right?

Let's just go green. But only after I buy a new Hummer. It's the last one, I promise.