Oh look, I found the twins. Right when someone was taking our picture.

This must be the world's strongest police officer.

Ever asked a friend where did he/she wanted to go out? Well now your default I DON'T CARE answer is a valid one.

She must get undressed. How can you check out a noise in the middle of the night in your PJs?

I believe you might have omitted a letter from your store's name. Just sayin'.

Remember if you are in a hurry to leave your phone as far away from the bathroom as possible.

I can't be this cruel with my parents. What if they have a heart attack?

Just be careful not to leave any pressurized beverages in your car in full daylight. Spectacular things may happen.

Remember kids, shitting in the firesuit is bad for you.

You can never be too organized around home. We do need to keep everything labeled, don't we?