You know what's missing? The painting from within the painting.

I think I'll take a nap right now and here.

Ever visited a famous tourist attraction? Use this guide to help you find the correct pose in each situation.

Hey girls, stop looking at my body and treat me like an object! My face is up here, not down there.

If you are quoting from Sex and the City in you yearbook then you are what's wrong in this world.

Those pesky fish smoke all night long. Let's not provide any buds, shall we?

Guess the guy who chose to include a polar bear in the coloring book doesn't watch National Geographic too much.

Don't have a kitchen knife laying around? Just grab that assault rifle with the bayonet.

Oh look, this certainly belongs to my ex girlfriend.

Good thing they put a door right there. You know, just so you have to open it.