Those pesky fish smoke all night long. Let's not provide any buds, shall we?

Guess the guy who chose to include a polar bear in the coloring book doesn't watch National Geographic too much.

Don't have a kitchen knife laying around? Just grab that assault rifle with the bayonet.

Oh look, this certainly belongs to my ex girlfriend.

Good thing they put a door right there. You know, just so you have to open it.

Oh look, I found the twins. Right when someone was taking our picture.

This must be the world's strongest police officer.

Ever asked a friend where did he/she wanted to go out? Well now your default I DON'T CARE answer is a valid one.

She must get undressed. How can you check out a noise in the middle of the night in your PJs?

I believe you might have omitted a letter from your store's name. Just sayin'.