If you are quoting from Sex and the City in you yearbook then you are what's wrong in this world.

Those pesky fish smoke all night long. Let's not provide any buds, shall we?

Guess the guy who chose to include a polar bear in the coloring book doesn't watch National Geographic too much.

Don't have a kitchen knife laying around? Just grab that assault rifle with the bayonet.

Oh look, this certainly belongs to my ex girlfriend.

Good thing they put a door right there. You know, just so you have to open it.

Oh look, I found the twins. Right when someone was taking our picture.

This must be the world's strongest police officer.

Ever asked a friend where did he/she wanted to go out? Well now your default I DON'T CARE answer is a valid one.

She must get undressed. How can you check out a noise in the middle of the night in your PJs?