Were they referring to WiFi or are they really handing over a free wife? Count me in in that case.

It's all about context, people. No naughty pictures for you today.

This isn't what I wanted to see. Where did they take me?

She always complained about her complicated remote controls so I fixed everything for her.

Well, they did say perfect boys exist in books so here I am.

I got to get myself one of those bath curtains.

Admit it, you also do this when you can't hear someone.

Take a look at the awesome job this guy did with the duct tape.

Got no ropes, no harness, no nothing. At least I got my hands.

Just make sure you rewind this disc after using it. Out of courtesy for the next customer.